A Noun and an Adjective

Ladies and Gents, there is a legend amongst us who holds a special place in my heart. Her exploits? Infamous. Her ability to twist the most innocent of comments? Pure brilliance. And the men love her.
Does she really need an introduction?
She's WILD

A far more mysterious mistress than the sea?

Not all treasure is made of gold mate.


....and 30 seconds later......


Jackpot!


With the way Capn Jack walks, it's hard to tell which one of them's swooning...


Take what you can, give nothin back,
drink up me hearties, yo ho!

I do believe that's the town motto. I wonder how you say that in latin?
But don't be fooled folks, with a reputation like hers, do you really think that Capn Jack is her only conquest?
Tune in next time to find out!

It's gettin hot in here....

That's right folks, it's about time I revealed, as it were, the answer to your most burning question. The bases are loaded, but is anyone ever gonna make it home?
Please forgive the cliched baseball anologies, I'm trying to keep things clean here.

So who gets nekkid first I hear you all gasp with baited breath?


As if there was any real doubt.


Wooohooo! You go girl.

Did I not predict this from the start? I *so* did. They are like rabbits I tell you, I don't even know why they own clothes.
Or perhaps they don't.

The only way you'll find out is to come on by again, so tune in next time for more hedonistic escapades and nudity!

Good neighbours make good......

Well, some things are best left to your intrepid imaginations. Indeed, while I've been away our dear Sims have been at play. It seems that even the newest members of our little town of lust can not evade the power of cupid's arrow. And while some people bring cookies, it seems SimBruce thinks that Jo needs a slightly more personalized welcome...


I wonder what they're having for dessert....


It's always good to have something in common with your partner, such as a voracious appetite.....

They do say food is an aphrodisiac



Need I say more?

I thought not.


Tune in next time to see what else the Sims are eating!


PS. If you're having trouble viewing pictures, or things are cut off, I haven't had a chance to try and resize everything, so my apologies. However, you can quite easily access a pic by right clicking on it and selecting "view image" Enjoy!